"best bud leaf"
This nigga musta been high as fuck
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
My mom thinks I don’t have self-confidence, so she compliments me whenever I answer her texts. I bet she’s going to answer back, “You are so cool!” Seriously. My mom, ladies and gentlemen.
every fucking time this gets me
how making out works
[furiously taking notes]
FACT OF THE NIGHT: owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages. most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds
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