12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Noot Noot! with 108,816 notes

jethrocane:

last-on-your-lips:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
I BOUGHT IT
MONTHS AGO
TRIED IT ONCE
I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE
IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER
IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 
IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT
AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
I READ THE DIRECTIONS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT
I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE
TURNS OUT
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST
WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)
IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW
AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)
AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS
AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM
IT WAS A MIRACLE 
THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST
IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING
AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME
AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY
THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

I USE THIS SHIT
AND NO
IT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR THREE TO FIVE MEALS.
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR DATE
IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR MARTINI AND EVERY BEER YOU DRINK.
IT EVEN SURVIVES BLOW JOBS.
IT WON’T STAY ON A GLASS SO YOU CAN GO ASSASSINATE SOMEBODY AND DRINK THEIR WINE. GO CATWOMAN. JUST DO IT.
BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

1) truuuuuuuuuuuu
2) your url is extremely fitting for this post thank u

jethrocane:

last-on-your-lips:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

I BOUGHT IT

MONTHS AGO

TRIED IT ONCE

I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

I READ THE DIRECTIONS

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

TURNS OUT

YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

IT WAS A MIRACLE 

THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME

AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY

THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

I USE THIS SHIT

AND NO

IT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR THREE TO FIVE MEALS.

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR DATE

IT WILL SURVIVE YOUR MARTINI AND EVERY BEER YOU DRINK.

IT EVEN SURVIVES BLOW JOBS.

IT WON’T STAY ON A GLASS SO YOU CAN GO ASSASSINATE SOMEBODY AND DRINK THEIR WINE. GO CATWOMAN. JUST DO IT.

BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

1) truuuuuuuuuuuu

2) your url is extremely fitting for this post thank u

Source: jethrocane

12th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Take Me To The Impala with 194,235 notes

arkhamboundz:

splders:

i shit myself

DAMMIT MOONMOONMOONMOONMOONMOON!

Source: officialmyspace

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Take Me To The Impala with 992,327 notes

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

Source: ForGIFs.com

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Superhero Porn with 154,774 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

Source: gifini.com

12th April 2014

Post reblogged from it aint gonna suck itself with 134,837 notes

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

Source: fake-mermaid

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Going to my mind palace with 405 notes

Source: toxikiller

12th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from foxnewsofficial with 53,980 notes

Source: pokemoncap

12th April 2014

Post reblogged from A Tan mom appreciation blog with 189,032 notes

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Source: fartgallery

12th April 2014

Video reblogged from sun still rises with 58,137 notes

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Source: beardsmelting

12th April 2014

Post reblogged from I'm #1, don't touch me with your filthy cursor with 207,514 notes

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

image

her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

Source: chodyfoster