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a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
I love this so much omfg
i love this movie
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so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
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that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter
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just be grateful that facebook didn’t buy tumblr
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Post reblogged from Single and Not-At-All Ready to Mingle with 145,125 notes
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
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if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
internet shopping
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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
Greatest post
ah tumblr
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